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“No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you’d be more productive.”

Dr. Joyce Brothers (1928 - )

So I have returned from my glorious annual birthday vacation…if you feel bad about not getting me anything I’ll direct you to my blog and you can donate to the paypal account, there that feels better doesn’t it?  I had some ideas for a more serious post…but this I’m not going to do one today so there.  Anyway, I feel as if it’s my appointed duty to help all of you not work while you’re at work.  I mean if they really wanted you to work, why would they give you an internet connection?  Don’t say for inter-office email, the office ain’t that big…plus there’s always my mailbox.  Anyway, I’ve been killing my work hours lately with Hobowars.  Don’t get worked up it’s nothing like Bumfights (I won’t even add any links for that, if you don’t know use google).  It’s like an MMORPG (yes I am a geek) with hobos.  By the way, that’s my hobo above, I’m going for a backstory of a preist that lost his faith and fights on the streets to find himself…and smokes.  For those that don’t know you should check out the heiarchy of bums, hobos, tramps, etc.  Anyway this started out as an enhancer to my facebook addiction until I finally went and checked out the full site.  Now I’m hooked, I’m currently training my pet rat in order to get him in the Arena to duel.  The rest of the time I level up and beat down hobos from the other side of town…just doing my part to help win the side wars.  In three levels I’ll be able to start racing shopping carts! Yay!  As with everything else on the internet one must beware the usual digital thugs and idiots, but I can’t say I’ve had much trouble with that.  I will say this though, if you want to ask a question make sure you read the tutorial first.  Nothing worse then getting ripped by some kid for asking a stupid question.  It’s a free game and can easily kill plenty of time.  If you donate $5 there are some other cool features…but if you feel you need to drop some cash see my paypal button.  Anyway go forth and enjoy, or better yet drop a comment and I’ll refer you…my hobo needs to buy a stick.